Everyday I mourn advertisers who have been persuaded to develop animal characters in their storytelling. Geico’s gecko, Bell’s beaver, Alamo’s bison, Telus’ endless “animal farm” count among the many. Invariably these animals speak and have personalities or a voice-over tells a story; yet the message is missed because the visual learning modality takes over. Somehow these advertisers believe they can cram in their meaning in these “disconnected” scripts.

There is no archetypal meaning in any of these characters; meaning can be unearthed in the ethereal dove, the free eagle or the dominant lion. Yes, I know! you have performed focus groups and follow-up awareness (unaided and aided) surveys. But these too bely the effectiveness of this content by survey method and design. They may even get attention from the viewer but that’s all. Attention-getting cannot be your goal. (Attention and awareness are interchangeable.) Your goal must be to develop deep meaning that matches your customers’ meaning.

Some brands may wish to be seen as friendly by featuring animals; but do check your customers’ mental models. You will likely find that friendliness is not the driver nor are animals the “mindmatching” representations. After all the above-mentioned trade in car insurance, auto rental, and telecommunications. There is no doubt that these are anxiety producing segments and as such these brands require the most diligent investigation of customers’ minds and corresponding representations in all its iterations.

Your absolute goal must be to find the meaning in your customers’ minds about your brand and its context. Customers cannot access their thoughts (95%) related to your creative, your brand or its use in up to ten minutes in a focus group where others can judge and alter their responses or in a primed scripted survey by phone conducted by low-wage transient employees. You will never get the results you are looking for because you will never have the information that acually resonates with them.

Engage now in intimate, in-depth, one-on-one, unmoderated emotional discovery. You need only interview a small number to get reliable, scientific and rich information to guide your representations from here on. Market research firms do not generally offer these services because they cannot bill the usual hefty stipend for it.

Learn your customers’ thoughts and you will soon release your cast to the wild.